Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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