yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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