Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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