I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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