Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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