I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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