Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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