i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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