Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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