your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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