dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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