my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize
