I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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