why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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