my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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