I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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