Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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