are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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