A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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