Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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