so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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