Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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