im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
