My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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