peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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