That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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