And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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