remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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