ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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