so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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