just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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