never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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