Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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