I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
