In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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