erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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