idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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