stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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