He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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