I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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