4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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