that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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