I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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