You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
