After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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