girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
This baby is an asshole
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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