i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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