Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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