Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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