I'm really into asian looking animals
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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