he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
worst night to have a conscience
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
