My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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