took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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