i permit you to call me
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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