White coat. Heels.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
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