I think I just saw someone hide a body.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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